We should get jerseys, because we make a good team. But yours would look better, ‘cause you’re out of my league
Person: you need to smile more
Me: you need to fuck off
My dad dated David Tennants sister when I was 9 and I was best fiends with her daughter so when I went to have a sleepover at her house David Tennant made me tea but I was unaware he was the doctor because I was only 9 and I cry about it a lot.
Oh my god